Team Human

Team Human Just because Mel lives in New Whitby a city founded by vampires doesn t mean she knows any of the blood drinking undead personally They stay in their part of town she says in hers Until the day a va

Just because Mel lives in New Whitby, a city founded by vampires, doesn t mean she knows any of the blood drinking undead personally They stay in their part of town she says in hers Until the day a vampire shows up at her high school Worse yet, her best friend, Cathy, seems to be falling in love with him It s up to Mel to save Cathy from a mistake she might regret fo Just because Mel lives in New Whitby, a city founded by vampires, doesn t mean she knows any of the blood drinking undead personally They stay in their part of town she says in hers Until the day a vampire shows up at her high school Worse yet, her best friend, Cathy, seems to be falling in love with him It s up to Mel to save Cathy from a mistake she might regret for all eternity On top of trying to help Cathy whether she wants it or not , Mel is investigating a mysterious disappearance for another friend and discovering the attractions of a certain vampire wannabe Combine all this with a cranky vampire cop, a number of unlikely romantic entanglements, and the occasional zombie, and soon Mel is hip deep in an adventure that is equal parts hilarious and touching Acclaimed authors Justine Larbalestier and Sarah Rees Brennan team up to create a witty and poignant story of cool vampires, warm friendships, and the changes that test the bonds of love Book Details Format HardcoverPublication Date 7 3 2012Pages 352Reading Level Age 13 and Up

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Team Human

  1. Sarah Rees Brennan is Irish and currently lives in Dublin For a short stint, she lived in New York and became involved with a wide circle of writers who encouraged and supported her, including Holly Black and Cassandra Clare She has developed a wide audience through her popular blog, mistfulvejournal, where she writes movie parodies, book reviews and some stories.

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  1. I feel bad about giving this two stars, but about halfway through it really lost some steam Larablestier and Brennan wrote this story as a satirical take on young adult vampire romance and it was funny and biting haha in the beginning, but many of the elements that I enjoyed when I first started reading became increasingly annoying.I liked the main character, Mel, throughout most of the book, though at times she was unnecessarily violent, prejudiced, and rude There was one scene where she punche [...]

  2. Final rating 4.75 5 stars I am totally teamvampire oops, i mean,team human This was so hilarious I really mean that I laughed a lot, and it was highly entertaining book I love Sarah R Brennan, and i had to read this book as well, since i love all of her books I think i might also check out Justine Larbalestier now, because she really is good writer D and i think the collab between the two was high amount of epic win D I actually didn t know that this was a parody of Twilight, nor did i care, i f [...]

  3. Hate vampires Hate love triangles Hate teen paranormal romances Hate this cover.But you know what I absofuckinglutely cannot WAIT to read this book because if SRB wants to remake twilight, you can bet your ass it will be better than anything you ever imagined a vampire story could be.Edit THOUGHTS AFTER READING It was as fun and cleverly written as I hoped Somewhat thought provoking than I expected And I am happy to report that there are no love triangles or annoying teen angst But there are zo [...]

  4. This review is also available over at my blog.____________________Picture Twilight, but imagine that the Bella character has a best friend who just so happens to be a badass bitch and the book being told from her point of view instead of Bella s.That s what you ll get with Team Human.New Whitby, Maine, is a city founded by vampires, with the humans and vampires living separately Mel is perfectly fine with that, until a vampire enrolls in her school, and immediately sweeps her best friend Cathy o [...]

  5. Original review posted on The Book SmugglersTeam Human surprised the hell out of me I was expecting it to be a good satire but it manages to be much .Mel is not a huge vampire fan I mean, it s not like she goes out of her way in her dislike but neither does she think a lot about them In her town New Whitby vampires stay in their part of town, she stays in hers But then worlds collide when a vampire enrols at her high school and her best friend Cathy who would have been a vampirologist if that wa [...]

  6. I thoroughly enjoyed this book, which obviously began as a satire of Twilight but then seems to have taken on some gravitas, with its look at prejudice and gender expectations Mel who rather bulldozes her best friends in taking care of them is horrified when her besty Cathy falls for a vampire who begins attending their high school Francis the vamp may look seventeen, but he s over a century old, so why is he at high school Mel quite reasonably figures he can t be up to any good.As Mel unravels [...]

  7. This book was not what I thought it would be Rather than just a snarky look at the current vampire mania, this book explored not just the pros and cons of dating becoming undead, but also explored the idea of friendship and of family I loved Mel, with her shouting and her need to fix things, and the dialogue was quotably hilarious But I also loved the various plotlines, one of which was a moral dilemma, while another was a mystery worthy of the Scooby Gang The original or Joss Whedon s.

  8. everything is fine and dandy for mel she has good grades, a supportive family and two best friends to share everything with that is, until a vampire the first ever decides to attend their school everything changes and there is nothing mel can do about, or is there where vampires and mel are, disaster follows and hilarity ensues thereafter as a rule the sidekick character most commonly fills out the goofy and or supportive role for the main lead in team human the american born chinese yay sidekic [...]

  9. This past year has been a rocky year for me when it comes to young adult and I ve come to separate all of YA into two categories the one that teenage Ana could enjoy and the ones adult Ana likes This book was not the later There is nothing wrong with the book, Sarah Rees Brennan s humor shines, the concept was really interesting and the plot was engaging It s just that I can t see any difference between her characters in this book and those in Unspoken, especially when it comes to the heroine Al [...]

  10. This book sounds almost as hilarious as the reviewers who haven t figured out that it s supposed to be a parody of all the other vampire books out right now.

  11. How can one resist a book with the tagline, Friends don t let friends date vampires Larbalestier and Rees Brennan s seriocomic treatment of the vampire love story is refreshingly original, spoofing vampire romance while paying homage to it at the same time.These writers must have read just about every vampire story produced since the 1840 s They did leave out John Polidori s 1819 short story The Vampyr, and an 1870 s novel called Carmilla featuring girl on girl vamping , but I digress The hot va [...]

  12. I posted this mini review on Clear Eyes, Full Shelves Also, vampires don t eat food You never get to eat chocolate again Ever I d rather die.Team Human is one of the smartest novels I ve read in a long time Linsey, who s in the same subversive book club as Laura, Renegade and I are we re part of a larger club, but we don t really read their choices , suggested that we read this satirical take on the teen vampire novel for our September book, and I am so glad she did I love satire, but I also thi [...]

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    Instagram Twitter Facebook PinterestRemember when TWILIGHT was the Big Thing in publishing and teen paranormal romance was coming out by the dozen Dragons, mermaids, ghosts, faeries, werewolves oh my If it existed, it was fair game, and would be turned into a romance.TEAM HUMAN was a reaction to all that nonsense, and at the time many of my friends were calling it a breath of fresh air Even though TEAM HUMAN is a teen paranormal romance, it s also a parody of TWILIGHT, but also other books in th [...]

  14. This is the vampire story you never knew you always wanted It s hilarious and touching and romantic and serious and just everything I loved it Its tagline is Friends don t let friends date vampires What do you need to know There are Wuthering Heights jokes and awesome kissing scenes and a girl sleuth with her trusty sidekick and very real feeling sibling and friend relationships There s a deeply amicable breakup There are diverse characters in a variety of ways and it isn t a Thing, it s just [...]

  15. Mel lives in New Whitby, Maine, the first town in the New World to have been settled by vampires But Mel isn t a vampire she lives on the human side of town, doing human things like going to high school, hanging out with friends, and laughing and crying Her contact with vampires has been pretty much zero until the day a handsome teenage vampire enrolls at the high school, and Mel s best friend falls for him Hard Cathy wants to become a vampire, while Mel is firmly Team Human Meanwhile, Mel s oth [...]

  16. 2.5 stars.Although entertainingly written, Mel was just too much Granted that the parallel between vampire hatred and racism is intentional well, it s not really fun reading about a racist protagonist who doesn t have much depth to her unwavering loathing of vampires except that they re creepy Mel was just too hyperbolic and crazy every time she started trying to talk her friend out of vampire romance, all metaphorical capslock and Intense Rage.The book reads like Mel is a side character watchin [...]

  17. This and other reviews can be found on my blog un Conventional BookviewsI liked quite a few things in this book, but I didn t connect that much with the MC, Mel was acting like a spoiled brat for a lot of it, and she thought she was helping her friends, but really, she was looking out for number one.

  18. The cover kicks ass If people are missing this book because there s an Asian girl prominently featured, poor them For those of us just so DONE with vampire paranormal romance especially in YA , this book is a humorous infusion of fresh blood.

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  20. Originally posted at Read Me Bookmark Me Love MeTeam Human caught me by real surprise After my initial hesitation at reading a vampire book that sounded heavy on the romance, I realised it was actually a parody of the paranormal insta love that s not unusual to find in YA these days We ve all seen them before And you know those awful books which try to be funny but fail Well, Team Human certainly doesn t fall into that group It had me in stitches and I was shocked by how witty Mel was Full credi [...]

  21. Rating 3.5 The Short Story Team Human is a highly original YA novel Two of the most brilliant YA authors have come together to write one heck of a novel A brilliant plot that antagonises vampires hey that s different , a romance tagline that s completely adorable and a feisty protagonist that really grows on you with her lack of grace and fierce loyalty Team Human is the ultimate juxtaposition to YA paranormal mainstream Brennan and Larbalestier are bringing back the human glory The Long Story T [...]

  22. SpoilersMel Duan tries to save her best friend, Cathy, from falling in love with the new guy at school who much to Mel s annoyance is a centuries old vampire I adored the concept of a protagonist who hates vampires and that goes on a mission to keep her best friend from dating one Its pretty much guaranteed that every YA vampire book will be filled with cliches and this is no different, however this book is really only filled with cliches for the purpose of pointing out how ridiculous those clic [...]

  23. Powie o wiele bardziej intensywna ni si spodziewa am Ok adka wygl da tak jak wygl da, ale fakt, e napisa a j autorka Draco Malfoya, zadziwiaj co skocznego szczura m wi sam za siebie To nazwisko jest gwarancj jako ci Je li po tylu latach odk d wesz am do fandomu Pottera i zacz am czyta fanfiction Draco Malfoy wci pozostaje tekstem, do kt rego wracam i kt ry wci mnie bawi, chocia znam wszystkie zawarte w nim dowcipy na pami , to jest najlepsza komedia, jak czyta am I czego si spodziewa am si po Te [...]

  24. Team Human Sarah Rees Brennan,Justine Larbalestier Parodying Twilight is incredibly easy, but also, very quickly it becomes tiresome Once you point out the oddness of anyone than a hundred years old voluntarily going to high school, and the awkwardness of dating someone old enough to be your great great grandfather, what s left Plenty For one thing, there s a mystery to solve For another, the authors take time to explore the prejudices that develop in segregated communities, and the ways in whi [...]

  25. Starts off in high snark, as Mel and her best friend, Cathy, observe the arrival of a new boy to their high school the eternally 17 year old Francis.He looked beautiful and bored He also looked like a crazy astronaut suit full of trouble.As the story unfolds, the tone gets serious as we watch Mel respond to the many changes her friends are experiencing the disappearance of Anna s father and the bizarre behavior of her mother, Cathy s decision to become a vampire so she can be with Francis forev [...]

  26. 3.5 maybe a 4.I really liked the main character She and I were really similar and it made me laugh The writing was really good and I read it in just a few hours I sometimes did not like the plot as it got a little boring But I definitely recommend.

  27. You know the story girl meets boy, boy turns out to be a vampire, girl vampire romance ensues and girl s best friend stops at nothing to split them up hang on Team Human is a fun, satirical romp in a world where vampires and humans peacefully co exist, but not everyone believes inter species romance is quite so romanticThe Story Mel Duan is staunchly Team Human She doesn t hate vampires, she just doesn t understand why anyone would want to be one Risks of dying in the process or turning into a m [...]

  28. Originally published here.That Mel Duan lives in New Whitby i.e Vampire City, USA doesn t mean she s a fan of the blood sucking, pale creatures On the contrary, she dislikes vampires and avoids the shades they live in on the other side of town So when she spots a hazmat suited vampire walking into her school, she couldn t be less subtle in her sarcastic enthusiasm of his arrival For her best friend Cathy, however, it s love at first sight for hundred something vampire Francis, and bold, brazen M [...]

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