Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

Let s Pretend This Never Happened A Mostly True Memoir For fans of Tina Fey and David Sedaris Internet star Jenny Lawson aka The Bloggess makes her literary debut Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our lives the ones we d like to

For fans of Tina Fey and David Sedaris Internet star Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her literary debut Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our lives the ones we d like to pretend never happened are in fact the ones that define us In the 1 New York Times bestseller, Let s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson takes readers on a hilarious jourFor fans of Tina Fey and David Sedaris Internet star Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her literary debut Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our lives the ones we d like to pretend never happened are in fact the ones that define us In the 1 New York Times bestseller, Let s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson takes readers on a hilarious journey recalling her bizarre upbringing in rural Texas, her devastatingly awkward high school years, and her relationship with her long suffering husband, Victor Chapters include Stanley the Magical, Talking Squirrel A Series of Angry Post It Notes to My Husband My Vagina Is Fine Thanks for Asking And Then I Snuck a Dead Cuban Alligator on an Airplane Pictures with captions no one would believe these things without proof accompany the text.

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  1. Known for her sardonic wit and her hysterically skewed outlook on life, Jenny Lawson has made millions of people question their own sanity, as they found themselves admitting that they, too, often wondered why Jesus wasn t classified as a zombie, or laughed to the point of bladder failure when she accidentally forgot that she mailed herself a cobra Her blog thebloggess is award winning and extremely popular.

885 Reply to “Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir”

  1. I wrote this book so I think I m required to like it But I d like it even if someone else wrote it Although if they did I d sue them for stealing my life story.How confusing.Much like the book.

  2. If you re looking for a Sedaris alternative, this unfortunately isn t it Which kills me, because I get the feeling Lawson had the potential and raw material to knock it out of the park, but it just doesn t come together.Jenny Lawson is definitely funny When she really gets going on a story, it s pretty fantastic but that s only 10% of the book, and the remaining 90% is just awful I can t help feeling like this book was all written in a single sitting, with little editing or review It s uneven, i [...]

  3. First, I should mention that I listened to this one on audiobook Didn t read the text version Second, the audio version is read by the author I think Jenny did a nice job with it, too If you re used to nothing but professional audiobook narrators, there might be a few verbal ticks in here that might bug you But me For an autobiographical work like this I d much rather hear it in the author s own voice Third, she got some actual laughs out of me Not just amusement or smiles Not just chuckles Real [...]

  4. Skull and crossbones on this one if you re easily offended So no whiners, okay I mean it Just whining This is the most hilarious vagina memoir ever written Okay, so technically it s not just about vaginas, but she mentions hers often than anyone I ve ever known who actually owns one And besides, I had to throw that out there right at the start, so if you re going to get all upset you can just get it overwith and stay away from the book Should you choose to read it anyway, don t come back to me [...]

  5. editedwith content watch your fucking back, sloane crosleyis lady is funny funny, not boys tell me i am funny at parties because i am pretty funny.i am so glad that kelly read this before me and it encouraged me to pick up my ARC and get into it far earlier than i ordinarily would have BUT NOT EARLIER THAN I WOULD HAVE HAD I ACTUALLY WON THIS THROUGH THE FIRSTREADS PROGRAM, WHICH IS HOW THIS SHOULD HAVE GONE DOWN, STOP WITH THE SNUBBING ALREADY i had never heard of jenny lawson before, but now i [...]

  6. Basically the best review I can give this book, is that as a librarian I m pretty much giddy with excitement waiting for the things people will come tell me after they ve read this book From the boring I loved that it was an honest look at mental illness and survival very true to the no seriously I can not wait YOU LET MY CHILD READ THIS AND NOW THEY WANT A DEAD SQUIRREL PUPPET and THIS BOOK IS BLASPHEMY AND READING IT KILLS PUPPIES AND KITTENS.I pretty much giggled in excitement when I won the [...]

  7. JENNY LAWSON ATTACKED ME WITH A MACHETE OK, so I have never met Jenny Lawson, and she didn t attack me with an actual machete, but I m being metaphorical here, y all.Because reading Jenny Lawson s book made me feel as if I were being beaten with some kind of weapon, and it may as well have been a machete Which is a word she uses in her book She also likes the words chupacabra and vagina And numerous swear words She also likes postscripts Lots of them.But back to the machete I opened my review th [...]

  8. Overall Rating 1.5I don t know if it s specifically American problem, but let me tell you, this is one of the worst memoirs I ve read Seriously America, do you honestly find this funny O.o And I ll tell you why, I m not just saying this because of some misplaced sense of spite, ok When I first heard about this book, I was very excited it sounded like a real good reading material and it had an awesome cover to boost with too.From the very beginning though, I realized it would be far from the book [...]

  9. Jenny Lawson aka The Bloggess is seriously effed up, and that doesn t always equate with being seriously bleeping funny but in her case, this book will S L A Y you I laughed so hard in parts I shed tears and a little pee I think Just sayin For anyone out there with some incontinence issues already Her frantic, stream of consciousness delivery though punctuated with gems of insane hilarity can get exhausting Sometimes you just want to scream, Jenny, will you just shut the % up already imagine bei [...]

  10. I read lots of memoirs, but something about Jenny Lawson s Let s Pretend this Never Happened was different REALLY DIFFERENT It s not just the messed up lives thing which seems to be a prerequisite for memoir writers In case you were wondering, though, dysfunctionality thrives in this book And there is definitely no calm voice of reason beating it back This dysfunctionality and the bizarre way it manifests energizes Lawson How Lawson faces this reality, a really skewed and messed up version of re [...]

  11. I m not sure what I enjoyed about this book The actual laughing to tears moments while reading or the actual laughing to tears moments while retelling the stories to my boyfriend who kept mentioning that he and Victor have a lot in common It says a great deal about Jenny Lawson of blogging fame that at 38, she was able to write a 300 page memoir that is interesting to read Interesting, not because she is a celebrity or has boinked a celebrity, but because she has lived a strange life and has ma [...]

  12. I think there might be something wrong with my sense of humor I tried to read this book but it s not making me laugh In fact, it s making me annoyed It reminds me of a whiny nagger who is all about me Oh right, it s a memoir Anyway, I jumped to some of the chapters to see if I missed anything funny but it was all the same I m giving away my copy in the hope that someone may find it funny and not completely waste the tree that this book was printed on.

  13. i heard an interview with jenny lawson on npr and she was really interesting i had read some of her blog and it was funny, so i got the bookit s fun, and quite funny, but when someone moves from blog form to a published book, i expect the text to be polished and streamlinedstead, this book reads like it comes directly from her blog with no editing, clearly there was an editor since she quotes the editor in the text, but it still doesn t read like there was oneyway, it s worth a glance but i d s [...]

  14. One of the perks at working at a large chain bookstore are the free Advanced Reader s Copies of future books But I guess one really can t get an Advance Reader s Copy of a book that came out in the past Although, strangely enough I ve seen it happen But I think it s because the store mail got lost So I got this book for free Which was awesome Because when it finally comes out for reals, I ll think, HOLY CRAP I KNOW WHAT I M GETTING and totally buy it for like 45 minus my other perk of a employee [...]

  15. I don t like David Sedaris And I distrust funny books the same way I distrust sitcoms with laugh tracks, because it s condescending and discourages thinking for yourself I will not be coaxed into mindlessly laughing because there is a recorded track of a bunch of people computers robots mindlessly laughing Good grief.So why did I buy this book Well, because the Strand sells proofs for 2 I found this one, which I d never heard of, thought it had a cool title, and then saw that the front cover had [...]

  16. When Jenny Lawson relates a childhood story she s funny and engagingbut so far, that s only occurred for about 10% of her writing in this book The other 90% I ve read is just terrible The parenthetical ramblings and anxious Turrets style outbursts quickly get old, and they distract from some of the really funny and entertaining bits Everything is totally or basically life threatening or she s stabbing or kicking someone in the balls in her head Her nervous, panicky breakdowns feel like an act an [...]

  17. YeahI thought I had it weird growing up Besides being the daughter of an atheist father and a religious nut job mother, Mom was also what the humane society likes to call a collector This is a polite way of saying animal hoarder At any given time, we had a dozen dogs and cats and I mean a dozen of EACH, not total living in the house For years, I used the toilet with my mother s pet possum sleeping right beside me Jenny Lawson had it worse than me, however At least the animals in my house were al [...]

  18. 4.5 I Laughed So Hard I Peed a Little StarsBuddy read with some of my friends at Buddies Books and Baubles because after I read Beyonce the Chicken there was no way I was not going to read her book.Humor is a really subjective thing Either something falls into stuff you think is funny or it doesn t Regretfully my hubs LOVEs Jackass type humor and all Will Ferrell movies But for me that stuff is hit and miss Either I love it or I roll my eyes at the ridiculousness of the entire thing Jenny Lawson [...]

  19. FUCKING BRILLIANT Like seriouslyfuckingilliant.And hilarious Like I nearly choked on a sandwich while eating my lunch at work hilarious.This book is the mostly true memoir of Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess who was a poor kid raised in West Texas with poisoned drinking water, a father who practices taxidermy in the backyard and collects bobcat urine, a younger sister who swam with her in a cistern that they shared with pigs, a mom that wrangled them all into a family, and a menagerie of pets incl [...]

  20. This book is a laugh out loud, get yelled at by your husband because your silent laughter is shaking the bed too much, entertaining book I ve never read the author s blog but really enjoyed the book The only detractor for me was the over use of the F bomb Granted, I was assured that this is just the way that the author talks so I wont complain too much but I could have done without the overuse Read it

  21. Oh, Jenny.There is something so completelyextravagant ik strav uh guhnt Part of Speech adjectiveDefinition exceeding the bounds of reason, as actions, demands, opinions, or passions Synonyms absurd, bizarre, crazy, exaggerated, excessive, exorbitant, extreme, fanciful, fantastic, flamboyant, flashy, foolish, grandiose, immoderate, implausible, improvident, imprudent, inordinate, lavish, ludicrous, nonsensical, ornate, outrageous, preposterous, pretentious, prodigal, profligate, reckless, ridicul [...]

  22. Let s Pretend This Never Happened A Mostly True Memoir is a collection of stories from the life of Jenny Lawson, who is also known as The Bloggess on her blog of the same name I was somewhat familiar with Lawson from reading bits of her often irreverent blog posts and laughing my ass off She talks about a whole range of topics from childbirth all the way to squirrel puppets Anyone who knows me knows that I love a good story I love telling them and I especially love hearing them The awkward or u [...]

  23. YOU Wait Erica You just read this book ME Yes I did Here s the review YOU No, but I mean you JUST read this book Like, two weeks ago ME Wow You re pretty observant Why are you watching my feed You know, just out of curiosity stalker to another That kinda thing YOU What You are SO weird I wanted to know why you re listening to the audiobook if you just read the hardcover ME You probably should have asked me that in the first place instead of stating an obvious fact Right YOU sigh Yes I should hav [...]

  24. This is the perfect book to read if you re constipated, because the abdominal spasms caused by your hysterical laughter will have to create a bowel movement.This is also only the second book that has ever made me vomit The first book was a History of Cannibalism To be fair I was running on the elliptical, already a task for me, and I was doing fine until I flipped the page and there was a picture of HUMAN ARMS HANGING OVER A FIRE I this point I gagged, and my gag reflux is such that I keep gaggi [...]

  25. You seriously can not make this stuff up No way.This audiobook, read by the author, is seriously strange and hysterical Jenny Lawson has lived an amazing and unusual life and describes it with unabashed and blatant honesty At one point in the story, Jenny reflects on the birth of her daughter and the promise she made to the newborn The promise that her upbringing would be different from Jenny s That Jenny would never throw large, dead wild animals on the kitchen table or set cougars loose in the [...]

  26. I love humorous memoirs Fictitious ones like Bridget Jones s Diary or factual like BossyPants, involve me in the protagonists journey through laughter and tears with subtle humor, honesty and a lot left to the imagination.And that is where the problem with this book lies the author bores us with limitless stories of wild animals, which, once you ve read through 3 you ve read through them all And as if that isn t bad enough she constantly tries to reinforce how outrageous or funny every anecdote [...]

  27. 12 14 15 BR over atBBB And it couldn t be better times b c I NEEDS a good laugh after the week I just had SAVE ME, Blogess lady

  28. I pre ordered this book at as soon as I heard about it I ve been reading The Bloggess for years, watched her struggle with her rheumatoid arthritis, her social anxiety, and her depression, all the while being one of the most joyful and optimistic presences on the internet I was happy for her on a personal level that I rarely am when bloggers get book deals, and besides my real affection for her, I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that Let s Pretend This Never Happened isn t really a blo [...]

  29. Pretending to be normal is draining and requires amazing amounts of energy and Xanax.I am not surprised at all that this book has received such controversial reviews, it is full of possibilities to get butthurt It is stuffed with abusive language and touches upon heavy topics like being an outsider, drug abuse, anorexia, anxiety, miscarriage and depression And you know what It is one of the funniest books I have read anyways.Jenny Lawson s writing makes her memoir so insanely hilarious, absurdly [...]

  30. This book was a fun time, but that s about it I only laughed out loud once, and it was a chapter about her taking laxatives, so I m just a 8 year old child laughing about poop jokes This audiobook was fun for the most part, but there were some parts that really annoyed me First, there were a ton of sound effects and Jenny sang every chapter title, which was so irritating Second, Jenny s voice is very valley girl sounding at times It was almost a hyperbolic Kelly Kapoor voice and she said totally [...]

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