Where'd You Go, Bernadette

Where d You Go Bernadette A compulsively readable and touching novel about misplaced genius and a mother and daughter s role in an absurd world Bernadette Fox is notorious To her Microsoft guru husband she s a fearlessly opin

A compulsively readable and touching novel about misplaced genius and a mother and daughter s role in an absurd world.Bernadette Fox is notorious To her Microsoft guru husband, she s a fearlessly opinionated partner to fellow private school mothers in Seattle, she s a disgrace to design mavens, she s a revolutionary architect, and to 15 year old Bee, she is a best frienA compulsively readable and touching novel about misplaced genius and a mother and daughter s role in an absurd world.Bernadette Fox is notorious To her Microsoft guru husband, she s a fearlessly opinionated partner to fellow private school mothers in Seattle, she s a disgrace to design mavens, she s a revolutionary architect, and to 15 year old Bee, she is a best friend and, simply, Mom Then Bernadette disappears It began when Bee aced her report card and claimed her promised reward a family trip to Antarctica But Bernadette s intensifying allergy to Seattle and people in general has made her so agoraphobic that a virtual assistant in India now runs her most basic errands A trip to the end of the earth is problematic To find her mother, Bee compiles email messages, official documents, secret correspondence creating a compulsively readable and touching novel about misplaced genius and a mother and daughter s role in an absurd world.

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  1. Maria Semple s first novel, This One is Mine, was set in Los Angeles, where she also wrote for television shows including Arrested Development, Mad About You, and Ellen She escaped from Los Angeles and lives with her family in Seattle, where her second novel takes place.

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  1. Read this for a second time for a new book club, and I loved it just as much as I did the first time.A douche canoe that I probably shouldn t have dated for a couple months a few years ago once told me that I didn t like Glee because I didn t understand satire I d like to hand him this book and say, Suck on it, asshat This is satire I suppose that s an entirely different story The point is, I loved this book It s sharp, witty, heartwarming, and entirely entertaining Of course, it came from someo [...]

  2. Just found this book in my luggage recently, I read it while traveling a while back, and never got around to recording it here This happens a lot I m hesitant to assign a star rating here hesitant than usual Not only did I read this months ago, but the genre isn t one that I spend a lot of time reading.But where do I rank it I know it didn t anger or disappoint me in any way I d remember that but neither did I feel the need to rush on here and review it, or force it on any of my friends I know [...]

  3. What we have here is a satirical epistolary novel about a bunch of whiny one percenters in Seattle Ms Semple is sending up Seattle elites, which here seem to be typified by Bernadette s husband Elgie, a granola eating, public transport using, bike riding, Microsoft employee with a genius IQ She also sets her sights on the students and parents of a Montessori style preparatory school I don t feel a particular need to explain what happens, because it s pretty well traveled stuff Where BERNADETTE s [...]

  4. Well, let this be a lesson to those who would open their mouths and spew venom into the world I once wrote very publicly and loudly on this here that I could never love a satire don t even remember which book I was reviewing The point is, this book has made me eat my words This fucking book, man I loved it It s my cheese, my oreo cookie, my soft blanket on a cold winter s night, my let s pack everything up and head out for an adventure because FUCK YEAH WE RE ALIVE I m so glad I randomly picked [...]

  5. For the first time ever, I m going with the appointed rating system This book was simply OK , therefore I am giving it 2 stars I didn t hate it or anything, but it really didn t do anything for me.I didn t find it funny or all that quirky to be quite honest , and the characters were all a bit bland I was also disappointed that what I had originally thought was the whole point of the book Bernadette disappearing right before a trip to Antarctica didn t even happen until way later in the story I f [...]

  6. Pearl Ruled2017 UPDATE If you can even imagine such a thing, Richard Linklater is filming this craptastic insult to the word chick lit PITTSBURGH No, no one ll notice it s not Seattle It will be in theaters Mother s Day 2018, which is yet another belt in the chops to women everywhere.Rating 1.6 of five p97 The Publisher Says Bernadette Fox is notorious To her Microsoft guru husband, she s a fearlessly opinionated partner to fellow private school mothers in Seattle, she s a disgrace to design mav [...]

  7. Simply put READ THIS, or you WILL have a supremely LAME life I solemnly swearYup, this is a total classic a brilliant novel that the critics have hailed as impossibly LOL fuhu nny But I simply must add on to this and this is why this has been the best novel I ve read since The Art of Fielding truth is, it will make you cry Bawl like a baby cry over the disappearance of this unique individual Finding her is the main objective in this crazy mixed media project Where d You Go, Bernadette is what as [...]

  8. There is a new genre of contemporary fiction in which believability is thrown out the window in favor of wacky plot machinations, but which is not satire because the emotions of the characters are too real See also, This Is Where I Leave You When her daughter was born with a heart condition which gave her skin a blueish hue, Bernadette Fox named her daughter, Balakrishna Branch, because the Indian God, Krishna, is blue and the name means child Krishna Wacky, huh In case you were wondering, Berna [...]

  9. I figure my best hope of getting readers than the Cubs have victories is to mention straight away Maria Semple s bona fides as a satirist So here it is she wrote for Arrested Development Her talent for skewering plays out well in book form, too, as it turns out Bernadette, the protagonist, is creative, whip smart, and now that her daughter, Bee, is past some pretty serious childhood health issues, able to devote herself almost entirely to snarky send ups The targets are primarily from Seattle w [...]

  10. This book about Seattle Subaru Parents describes my life so chillingly accurately that I am now absolved of writing my own book about their Portland counterparts bat shit antics Favorites Suddenly, Audrey Griffin started running toward the car all stiff and out of rhythm You could just tell she hadn t run in about ten years 22 Perhaps because we both went to prep school and Ivy League universities ourselves, we did not fetishize them like other Seattle parents 43 Wooowww, Audrey Griffin said, sp [...]

  11. Ugh, this book You see that one star rating It earned the single star by being mildly engrossing I know I usually use the word engrossing in a positive way, to convey that a book was compelling and interesting, fascinating and exciting Here I mean that it was just, somehow, able to hold my attention Not even interest, really, just attention Somehow I don t know how Well I guess this is how it was entertaining in a way, and it definitely had a certain readability about it I m kind of drawn to rea [...]

  12. Wow, okay This is not the book I expected to read The blurb makes it seem like it s a laugh out loud worthy mystery novel about a mother who disappears and a daughter who moves mountains to find her mom.Sure, that does happen in the last 3 4 of the book Before that, it s around 250 pages of random, sometimes unnecessary e mail exchanges, some of them between characters that we don t even care for at least, I didn t as well as numerous anecdotes and mishaps.They do somehow contribute to Bernadett [...]

  13. I was overwhelmed by what transpires in the book So much happens Pow Pow Relentlessly for most of the book There is no breathing space, no lull The story is so domineering that we are caught unawares when the book ends.Benadette Fox and her family paint a ludicrous picture of her household Most of the characters are half mad and Bernadette and her daughter Bee lead the way to Lala Land Here, actually, to Antarctica Hijinks ensues I do think that Maria Semple was inspired by various authors, and [...]

  14. 1.5 whatever starsMaria Semple is a very clever, clear and concise writer which are all really good attributesever this book was beyond disappointing was at the upper end of crap.o dimensional caricatures behaving so horribly and uncomprehendingly towards each other.each character was unlikeable than the last not in some interesting and insightful way the Casual Vacancy comes to mind in its psychological empathic brilliance but in a way that makes you fear for American culture and the selfishne [...]

  15. 4 1 2 magnificent stars Another fitting name could be How Bernadette Got Her Groove Back pBernadette Fox, a wealthy agoraphobe with a teenage daughter and a semi absentee emotionally, anyhow husband, quite literally disappears before taking off on a family trip to Antarctica.Oh, how fun it is to dislike the witch on wheels aka the Gnat , Audrey, who then morphs into a slightly imbalanced but milder version of Bernadette In my mind, this makes her downright loveable The character who is truly inf [...]

  16. Even on the busiest call nights at work, the phrase that never fails to grab my attention regardless of whatever else I may be doing is, I hear you like reading Have you ever read _____ That s how I first heard about Where d You Go, Bernadette The call night was painfully slow, the wifi was actually working, the Kindle app on my phone was begging for a free sample which turned out to be hilarious, my brain was headed into the 22nd hour of being awake, and the impulse buy predictably happened.I l [...]

  17. This is my favorite book that I have read in a long while Is five stars sort of ambitious IT WOULD BE EXCEPT THIS IS MY FAVORITE BOOK I HAVE READ IN A LONG LONG WHILE So five stars, I don t care, five stars Oh my gosh I don t even know where to start you guys It s funny, but that s not just it It s incredibly well written, but that s not just it It s got a really fun structure that is executed really well, but that s not just it, either It s just, I feel like this might be one of the best books [...]

  18. I wasn t planning to crack the cover of Where d You Go, Bernadette In fact, I actively resisted reading 2012 s sleeper hit It has all the makings of something that would send me searching for that elusive dislike button Social satire Ugh Chick lit affect entirely and unfairly due to cover art Ugh Ugh Epistolary format with multiple points of view tricksy, metafiction, I m a WRITAH stuff Ugh Ugh Ugh Spoofy, anti Seattle drivel penned by interloper from Southern California haven t you all done eno [...]

  19. What a fun read to begin the new year I resisted reading this for quite some time, as I generally like a deeper read Yet, right from the beginning the peculiarities of Seattle and Microsoft were sprinkled in through the story Hmm, I have a friend who lived there and worked at Microsoft Now I know why she s the crazy nut she is you know who you are I loved how the story was often told through emails between the characters, interspersed with the main character, a teenage girl named Bee This was ju [...]

  20. Where d you go Bernardette, by Maria Semple is simple a riot of abook I laughed so uncontrollably in the plane that some passengerscomplained A Seattle teenage girl tells the story of how and why hereccentric mother, who has alienated everybody around her, includingher Microsoft geek of a husband, ends up lost in Antarctica Not tomiss if you need to get over a bout of depression.

  21. When I first heard about this book, it sounded as though it might be just a story whose main point was to disparage Seattle But although there is humor in the book that might seem to be at the expense of Seattle in particular, it could have been set any number of places The main character, Bernardette, does go off on some diatribes, but it s nothing than the sort of complaining any urban dweller might do in any number of big cities The books lampoons institutions such as private schools and the [...]

  22. Onvan Where d You Go, Bernadette Nevisande Maria Semple ISBN 316204277 ISBN13 9780316204279 Dar 330 Safhe Saal e Chap 2012

  23. I wanted the last book I read in 2015 to be special, and Where d You Go, Bernadette fit the bill, despite the obvious chicklit cover More on the cover below The book was sweet but not saccharine, full of darkly funny humour but also a real warmth And it introduced me to two unforgettable characters Bernadette, a frustrated, mildly agoraphobic mother and former rising star architect, and Bee, her tiny, precocious daughter who was born with a congenital heart condition.Initially I found the book w [...]

  24. A fun to read novel, hard to put down, but not totally satisfying It rattles along at a fast clip, told in the form of emails and reports, about a Seattle family The locations Seattle and Antarctica seem to be as important as the characters.Bernadette is a stay at home mother who is remarkably anti social She has no friends and doesn t like leaving the house, hiring an online virtual assistant based in India to carry out very simple chores Her husband Elgie is a salt of the earth type, beloved b [...]

  25. I m left very confused by this book I think the main issue here is that I thought this book would be totally different, but regardless, I can t wrap my head around this one People say it s humorous, but to me, it read like a satire and I was feeling left out by the joke The humorous situations were over the top and insanely dramatic, which felt very fake to me This book just seemed unreal I couldn t connect to anyone or anything I liked the audiobook a lot, but it reminded me of Beauty Queens by [...]

  26. I came home from a lovely late dinner and was heading to the computer because there are so many things I have to do before I go back to work on Wednesday But I thought first I d make a quick cup of tea to shore me up, and while the water was boiling I figured I d just read for a sec and before I knew it I was on the couch under a comforter eating an entire bag of kettle corn and an hour had passed and I was turning the final pages of this delightful little gem.About the book It s a blackish litt [...]

  27. What an absolutely original, inventive and humorous novel, I can t remember the last time I read a novel that caused me to laugh out loud Bernadette is a definite original, someone I wish I knew in real life Yet, there are poignant moments, serious self realizations come to the surface and her daughter Bee is an absolute delight as well Who knew you could form complete characters from e mails, letters etc yet in this book Semple does it and does it well Definitely recommend.

  28. The words former writer for Arrested Development are some of the greatest words any author can have in their bio so great, in fact, that they trump former writer for Mad About You, even if they re in the same sentence The basic premise the search for an acerbic rant prone mother who hates Seattle and leaving the house who has mysteriously disappeared or else it d be a short search and probably titled something like Try checking the living room also sounded potentially fun, and it s getting prett [...]

  29. Bernadette Fox might just be the craziest person I have never met If she consumed enough happy pills to actually become a fully functioning member of society, she d end up comatose from an overdose and spend the next six years of her life breathing through a respirator Calling her eccentric gives Randy Quaid, Charlie Sheen, and Courtney Love a bad name Or to put it another way, Bernadette Fox makes Adrian Monk look like Tom Brady.Audrey Griffin needs to be treated with electric shock therapy unt [...]

  30. I thought this was a pretty fun read I really liked the main character, 15 year old Bee Branch who narrated the story An extremely bright, well balanced child, she is the daughter of an often absent Microsoft computer engineer and an agaraphobic mother who has never recovered from a traumatic event that occurred during her career as a prize winning architect Now or less housebound in a decrepit and decaying old house, she refuses to engage with the parents at her daughter s school and manages t [...]

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