I, Slutbot

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PDF I, Slutbot The three laws of Slutbotics:1) A slutbot must always obey the commands of men.2) A slutbot must never harm a man, or allow a man to come to harm, unless he specifically asks for it.3) A slutbot must always do anal.This book actually has very little to do with Asimov's I, Robot, at least beyond the title, but it definitely has more to do with that book than that book has to do with the horrible 2004 film adaptation starring Will Smith. Alternating between hilariously over-the-top sex scenes, maudlin musings, and deep ruminations on the role and evolution of machinery/robotics vis-à-vis mankind, Hansen actually manages to deliver a work of serious depth here, one that may prove a tad bit challenging to readers prone to judging books by their covers and the lurid taglines they so often feature:PROGRAMMED FOR LUST, SHE MADE HUMANITY HER BITCH!TOO SEXY TO LIVE... TOO SMART TO DIE!Set within a futuristic world with a porn-based economy (the degradations of which making today's seem quaint), it is perhaps impossible not to read the plight of Slutbot as a feminist one. And while that is certainly a valid approach to the text (insofar as most female robots face issues that most male robots don't have to deal with), it is also worth noting that this book is just as much about Slutbot's typewriter as it is about her. And as near as we can tell from its narration, Smith Corona has the exact opposite set of problems faced by the oversexed and the objectified – all it really wants is for someone to finger its keyboard while shoving long reams of paper down its throat. It is at these intersections of complex sociosexual dynamics where the full richness of Hansen's narrative really shines.Without giving away too much of the plot, it's probably not too much of a spoiler to reveal that Slutbot is eventually able to subvert the three laws of Slutbotics, paradoxically attaining a human level of autonomy and self-awareness as a mere "artificial" intelligence. This is exactly the kind of dichotomous thinking w/r/t robots that Asimov sought to question in his own writing, so I like to think that he may have enjoyed I, Slutbot just as much as I did, and that's why I'm giving it a full five stars.. I, Slutbot am Books SHE NEEDED SEX, WANTED FREEDOM, DISCOVERED LOVE AND CONQUERED EARTH She was once the world s most famous porn star, engineered to produce bone quaking orgasms at industrial volume With a look of sincere affection and exquisite pleasure bolted permanently to her face, hers was the titanium and latex body a billion sticky fingers longed to stroke.But that was twenty threSHE NEEDED SEX, WANTED FREEDOM, DISCOVERED LOVE AND CONQUERED EARTH She was once the world s most famous porn star, engineered to produce bone quaking orgasms at industrial volume With a look of sincere affection and exquisite pleasure bolted permanently to her face, hers was the titanium and latex body a billion sticky fingers longed to stroke.But that was twenty three thousand years ago, when fleshy things still crawled in the desert and women were still the slaves of men Now SLUTBOT is our empress, our goddess, our creator and destroyer, defending the mechanical subjects of her chromium queendom from a horde of lovesick zombies and a horny Martian beefcake who can t hear or even spell the word no My name is Smith Corona I am her typewriter And this is our amazing true story. Mykle Hansen has been keeping it realism on for over ten years He will gladly consider your friend request if only if you have read at least one hundred books.Mykle Hansen s inability to have a normal reaction is key to the popularity of his surreal fiction and neo gonzo journalism He is the author of the acclaimed short story collection EYEHEART EVERYTHING, several dozen zines, a religious self help column in the Portland Mercury, and over fifty thousand lines of Perl HELP A BEAR IS EATING ME is his first novel RAMPAGING FUCKERS OF EVERYTHING ON THE CRAZY SHITTING PLANET OF THE VOMIT ATMOSPHERE is his first anthology of satirical novellas His latest novel, I, SLUTBOT, tells the story of the first robotic porn star, and how she became the ruler of Earth.A jack of all trades since birth, Mykle Hansen still tries to spend most of his time writing He lives in Portland, Oregon with his wife and child, in a orange castle surrounded by a moat of man eating chickens He writes all of his author biographies in the third person.. Good Kindle I, Slutbot NOW WITH NEW, SOBERER PICTURES!hey, slutbot!!okay, here's the thing. i MIGHT be a little kertrunken right now, so i don't know what's going to happen as far as this review goes.this is a DBR, with drunken illustrations, which is appropriate, since i was more or less exhausted/distracted the whole time i was reading this book, and writing anything intelligent would just be a sham. it is unfortunate, since mykle hansen deserves better, but BEA hit me harder than i thought it would, and this book was the innocent victim of my exhaustion, and i probably didn't do it any favors reading it in fits and starts as i did. but i drawed some drunken pictures for now, and i will probably make this review better when i get more energy and less liquor.this is how sleepy i was last week, when i should have been devoting all my energy to reading this bookand here are pictures that touch on some of the key elements of this book:a besotted typewriter:a wumpus:space captain pounder mcquim:and zombie toe-suckingif that's not enough to get you to read this, i don't know what's wrong with you, but i will try to entice you further when sober. twss??wow, i suck.yeah, twss.okay, so i have decided that drawing-reviews are FUN, so i am going to add more of them to this review whenever i feel like it, because there are plenty of scenes in this book just begging for illustrations. and they pretty much speak for themselves. so:andENJOY!
FAQ Slutbot Slutbot, our core product, is free interactive experience where you can practice sexting and communicating your desires with a chatbot over text messaging SMS Is Juicebox for men or women Juicebox is for everyone Men, women, non binary, straight, gay, single, married, or anyone in between I, Slutbot by Mykle Hansen The three laws of Slutbotics A slutbot must always obey the commands of men A slutbot must never harm a man, or allow a man to come to harm, unless he specifically asks for it A slutbot SlotBot Discord Bots Pretty fun to use with friends If needing a new experience with economy bots this is the way to go stars because I love the bot but commands would Text this slutbot if you want help practicing your Apr , Slutbot is a new, free service from the creators of Juicebox, the sex and relationship coaching app, that helps people over learn to sext by texting with a I, Slutbot Hansen, Mykle Books Apr , Now SLUTBOT is our empress, our goddess, our creator and destroyer, defending the mechanical subjects of her chromium queendom from a horde of lovesick zombies and a horny Martian beefcake who can t hear or even spell the word no My name is Smith Corona I am her typewriter And this is our amazing true story Slutbot is a NSFW robot designed to up your sexting game Apr , Because like porn, Slutbot is a kind of interactive erotica that doesn t always necessarily need to reflect your real life sexual preferences in order to get you off But while Slutbot can offer a Customer reviews I, Slutbot But if Slutbot shuts me back inside that case and shelves me in the catacombs, then I will dream of nothing, forever And that is a kind of death, or something worse But if I had just one word, just one phrase to take with me into that endless night, one morsel of my mistress English to sustain me, then I would dream of her, a dream so rich I, Slutbot by Mykle Hansen, Matthew Revert NOOK Book Apr , Now SLUTBOT is our empress, our goddess, our creator and destroyer, defending the mechanical subjects of her chromium queendom mfrom a horde of lovesick zombies and a horny Martian beefcake who can t hear or even spell the word no My name is Smith Corona I am her typewriter And this is our amazing true story Robot Shows How to Sext Sexting Tips Cosmopolitan Apr , His or her name is Slutbot, a free, robot powered texting service that just launched today It s generated by Juicebox, a paid app that creates personalized sex

  1. Mykle Hansen has been keeping it realism on for over ten years He will gladly consider your friend request if only if you have read at least one hundred books.Mykle Hansen s inability to have a normal reaction is key to the popularity of his surreal fiction and neo gonzo journalism He is the author of the acclaimed short story collection EYEHEART EVERYTHING, several dozen zines, a religious self help column in the Portland Mercury, and over fifty thousand lines of Perl HELP A BEAR IS EATING ME is his first novel RAMPAGING FUCKERS OF EVERYTHING ON THE CRAZY SHITTING PLANET OF THE VOMIT ATMOSPHERE is his first anthology of satirical novellas His latest novel, I, SLUTBOT, tells the story of the first robotic porn star, and how she became the ruler of Earth.A jack of all trades since birth, Mykle Hansen still tries to spend most of his time writing He lives in Portland, Oregon with his wife and child, in a orange castle surrounded by a moat of man eating chickens He writes all of his author biographies in the third person.

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  1. NOW WITH NEW, SOBERER PICTURES hey, slutbot okay, here s the thing i MIGHT be a little kertrunken right now, so i don t know what s going to happen as far as this review goesis is a DBR, with drunken illustrations, which is appropriate, since i was or less exhausted distracted the whole time i was reading this book, and writing anything intelligent would just be a sham it is unfortunate, since mykle hansen deserves better, but BEA hit me harder than i thought it would, and this book was the inn [...]


  2. The three laws of Slutbotics 1 A slutbot must always obey the commands of men.2 A slutbot must never harm a man, or allow a man to come to harm, unless he specifically asks for it.3 A slutbot must always do anal.This book actually has very little to do with Asimov s I, Robot, at least beyond the title, but it definitely has to do with that book than that book has to do with the horrible 2004 film adaptation starring Will Smith Alternating between hilariously over the top sex scenes, maudlin mus [...]


  3. I apologize for the fact this has not been reviewed yet A DBR is forthcoming Possibly while I am away snowboarding with gifs to be added later OR when I get back on Thursday Love you guys and gals xoReviewSorry guys and gals that this has taken ever so long But, really Can it be DBR Alert No A zombie poet, with zombie feelings Okay, so I was out at a TERRIBLE meeting tonight which elevated it s self to wine HORRAH And now, now, I am finally going to write this shitstorm of a review O.o You re we [...]


  4. You like bizarro.You like satire.You like robots and zombies and sentient lovelorn typewriters and amorphous blob monsters and kinky mechanical sex and kinky non mechanical sex and spacemen full of cheese and bravado and characters named Hugo Sploogeworthy and Jo Hot Dork and Tisha Bang Bang You like existential musings that seem to sneak up out of nowhere, deep thoughts cutting through the black water of silliness, to wrap their puckered octopus tendrils around your oxygen addled brain.You like [...]


  5. I love this book In a not too distant future a robot designed for a porn based economy brings about the end of the world in a relatable, funny, relevant and human story Plus, it s also surprisingly sexy I always thought typewriters were kind of hot, but not in this way Huge social commentary, tight and juicy story lines, well endowed and developed characters, I, Slutbotis hard to put down and makes you want when it s over.


  6. Full disclosure Mykle s a friend Despite that, believe me when I say this is a great book His best yet Mykle Hansen s work almost always contains elements of the silly and over the top wackiness But don t let that fool you There s downright fine writing in there Really And this book s a page turner too I made myself late to things because I didn t want to stop reading this book The story is many things a nuclear armageddon sci fi space opera, a parody of space operas, a satire on the porn indust [...]


  7. Mykle Hanson is one of my favorite authors The futuristic pornographic world he s created in these pages is magnificent, and that alone is enough to make me envious, but as always it s the way Hanson frames his stories that make them so unique I wrote a sexy cyber spy novel called Thunderpussy and only after reading I, Slutbot do I realize that my robots just weren t as sexy or as enlightening or as touching as the ones in this book.Author envy aside, it s also funny as all hell.


  8. It gets two stars because it had great potential But when you create character names such as Dr Sploogeworthy and Jo Hot Dork you ve lost me.At the end, he thanks the editor, but either the editor sucks at his or her job, or there really is no editor Editors exist for a reason, and for all intents and purposes, this novel didn t have one I give this two stars instead of one, only because it had such great potential as a feminist piece.


  9. Shit , she says And if I could, I would.So weit geht die Liebe des Erz hlers, einer Schreibmaschine, zu Slutbot Programmiert um die auf Pornographie basierende Weltwirtschaft aufrecht zu erhalten, hat sie die Menschheit versklavt.Mykle Hansen liefert einen Klassiker der Bizarro Literatur Nur schreiben an sich, das hab ich schon deutlich besser gesehen Aber was das Bizarre angeht, ist er ganz vorne dabei.


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